Lying is bad...except when you're reading Lolita and one of your students asks you what your book is about.
Out of both white cheddar popcorn seasoning AND ranch dressing powder packets. It's a sad day, my friends.
If only my neighbors knew that "I'm cleaning my house" means "I'm watching Newsroom" and "I'm working" means "I'm reading"
Fun fact: eurythmics//sweet dreams is always the first song pic for courtyard dance parties. #djclarice
Already planning my COS trip. Aggressive? Don't care.
**COS = close of service, aka August 2016
Well if I'd known so many people were going to see that picture, I'd have tried to look a bit less villageoise...
Who knew that the canine throat could make such whale-like sounds? Or that I'd end up w the clingiest dog on the planet?
Hmm, what veggies have we got at the marché tonight? Onions...aaaand onions. Great. #hungerseason #itsathing
Not to be a diva but...any chance it could rain a little less hard? Even w headphones I can hardly hear my rainy day movie. #tinroof #notthebeer
When my neighbor kids point to a bat and say "ebolaaaa," it takes all I have to put on my teacher voice and say "that's right," instead of laughing
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xo, chlo
